Monty Python’s Cheese shop sketch transcript

**** The Cheese Shop Sketch ****
**** Transcribed from “The Instant Monty Python Record Collection” ****
**** by Malcolm Dickinson ( [email protected] ) 4/4/86 ****
**** Spelling corrected by Burr ( [email protected] ) to the best of ****
**** his ad hoc abilities ****

*** The Cheese Shoppe ***

(a customer walks in the door.) O: (brightly) Of course, sir. O: Well, it’s so clean, sir!

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